fredag 19 december 2008

Några citat det senaste året

Ouch! Den främre delen av min hjärna säger "Ouch!" medan den bakre halvan säger "Sweet holy mother of the sacred heart of the crucified Jesus, vad har du gjort med mig?". Jag väljer att inte svara och rotar i stället i arkiven:

Vi har samlat på oss en del sköna kommentarer det senaste året. Vi inleder vårens absoluta höjdare. Den är lite sliten vid det här laget men faktum är att den bara blir bättre för varje gång. Därefter kryddar vi med lite smått och gott men även några gamla klassiker. Tacka Sydde för några av bidragen.


"Du maste nu ta tillbaka din forsta bestigning och be mig om ursakt."
Vid det här laget en ganska bitter bultare som sett sitt alldeles för hårda projekt nypas av en liten kille som knappt fått fjun på överläppen. Dessutom hade han fräckheten att döpa det till "Det rosa bandet". Fortfarande helt fantastiskt - troligtvis en kandidat till seklets bästa.


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”…kommer jag att stöta på lika ovanliga, roliga och galna boulderproblem runt stockholm med omnejd som finns inne på gymmen?”

MinusMicke funderar på om det är värt att prova på uteklättring.


"Vilket jävla skit!!!! "

Christian Lunds gillar inte att UKHKs forum används till att gratulera utomsocknes Fredrik Bodins till sin första 8a.


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Apropå freudian slip från 8a:

Christoffer Aspberger har gjort Le Loup Magnifique, 8A i Farsta. Problemet sattes upp av Chris Ellis 2000 och är ett av Sveriges bästa och mest repeterade 8A med minst 6 bestigningar.

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2008-03-09 13:09:50
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Och så till det oundvikliga, 8a.nu. Det har skrivits mycket kul på den sidan men vi gör ett försök att sålla. Vi närmar oss utifrån.

” Jag vet inte varför jag ens förvånas, det är lite som att fortfarande reagera på ett styck kändisrövcellulit i A3-format utanför kiosken. Det jag talar om är givetvis 8a.nu:s senaste utspel.”

”…8a har nu hamnat på samma lista som andra ståtliga och för samhället som helhet hedervärda institutioner som Aftonbladet och Expressen.”

KlätterbilderJohan

"Bouldering should be about doing hard moves and 8a will give lower prio to reporting boulderroutes in the news." Bra då vet vi hur det ska vara. Synd för dom som triggar på boulderleder. Men dom vill ju egentligen bara fuska till sig billiga boulderpoäng.

"Eftersom du inte länkar till mig så länkar inte jag till dig ;-)"
Buhuu! Han tog min spade...... snyft.

Nästa två får stå okommenterade.

"I think the climbing community should demand higher jouralistic standards..."

"Vad var det för fel på "Svenska boulder flashar från Tick List"


Och thats it, ni saknar säkert många citat därifrån och från andra ställen men ni är välkomna att posta i kommentarerna.

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Vi avrundar med en studie av två sidor av samma mynt:

Björn Strömberg - The Send
"I really want people to climb it... If you want to try it, just do it! If you send it you do but still, I want to do it first. But I wouldn't be to angry at someone if he did it first."

"NÅGON har ju redan varit på leden och kört med brännare överallt så jag misstänker att någon är sugen!? Vad gäller det gjorde det mig nästan förbannad. Hela sommarn har jag sagt till folk att de absolut får köra på leden även om den varit stängd. De flesta har inte velat för de har trott att jag skulle göra den när som helst... Men att gå upp på ett STÄNGT projekt och köra på med brännare i stor uttsträckning utan att överhuvudtaget kontakta mig innan tycker jag är extremt konstigt och ett rejält övertramp!? "

Samme man är inte allt för nöjd över att någon har varit uppe och tallat på projektet.

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Haha! Mycket humor här! Björn tar nog bucklan som årets skämtare. En vinst som tillfallit Jens i många år. -Johan

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jag tycker han från Umeå var bäst!
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Jag höll på att trilla av stolen när Jens förklarade att han "brukar skjuta från höften" när han publicerar nyheter. Det sammanfattar hela 8a.nu´s rapportering.

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Jens har aldrig "skjutigt från höften", bara sig själv i foten ;-) Man känner sig lite förlöjligad att komma från Svea rike nu när Jensa domderar på 8a.nus.

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2008-12-31 09:54:31
Regarding Chlam Balam, 8a have been informed by top class climbers that it is much harder than 9b+. We only rank routes that are climbable.


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2008-12-31 11:58:08
@ Kevin: It is not me who is putting together the Top-10 List. This work that will be presented over 8 pages in the yearbook is done after a lot of work by Björn Pohl. It is a nice piece of work.



I have been informed by two of the Top-10 guys in the world that they have tested it and it was not climbable, i.e. it is like 9c+ so something has happend to the route. If we list it... many more climbers will go there trying it and just having a bad time.

avd: bad time...?

fan jag skulle bara vilja Se leden i verkligenheten.

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